BLAME ROGER’S EARLY EXIT ON MIRKA’S PINK ROGER FEDERER HAT (RF) FEDERER IS EXHAUSTED THE MAN IS STILL A MERE MORTAL AND NEEDS SOME REST

Written by: Lovey on 24th January 2015

BLAME ROGER'S EARLY EXIT ON MIRKA'S PINK ROGER FEDERER HAT (RF) FEDERER IS EXHAUSTED THE MAN IS STILL A MERE MORTAL AND NEEDS SOME REST

epa04577813 Roger Federer of Switzerland attends a press conference after losing to Andreas Seppi of Italy in their third round match of the Australian Open Grand Slam tennis tournament at Melbourne Park in Melbourne, Australia, 23 January 2015. EPA/LUKAS COCH AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND OUT |

By Lovey Jergens

Roger. Roger. Roger. You are the best tennis player ever. You are the G.O.A.T. ! You are really Betterer. But you are only one guy with a big, big , big , big life. Mirka and her pink hat looked adorable. The girls look beautiful. Leo and Lenny are adorable. The nannies. The PHYSIOS. The coaches. The laundry. The meals. The flights. The hotels.

The GLOBETROTTING Federer’s ! You need a full time personal concierge or family coordinator. The Roger Federer family travelling road show is like a huge production that moves from suite to suite. City to city and continent to continent . It’s a really amazing feat to accomplish every week.

One problem. Rogi just overdid it. He really pushed big to meet all of his promises and Year end commitments. He gave blood for the Davis Cup for Switzerland. He gave all he had at the year end championships in London. He played league tennis. He zipped around to play every kids days for the sponsors and events. You get my point.

Roger Federer of Switzerland in action against Andreas Seppi of Italy in their third round match at the Australian Open Grand Slam tennis tournament in Melbourne, Australia, 23 January 2015. The Australian Open tennis tournament runs from 19 January until 01 February 2015. EPA/Filip Singer

It was said by staff here that Roger who is sponsored by Mercedes kind of needs his own personal built in “yellow” warning light to say. Almost out of gas ? He has been in the “yellow ” for months. ( he is still a mere mortal , not a SUPERHERO)

It was also said here look at Rogers eyebrows ( scruffy versus ” mans aped ” ) and you know it’s time for a rest and pampering. He loves those nights he can sleep 12 hours. You heal while you sleep. He needs R&R with Mirka and his four children under the age of five. Seven star service in Dubai should do the trick.

Roger Federer of Switzerland attends a press conference after losing to Andreas Seppi of Italy in their third round match of the Australian Open Grand Slam tennis tournament at Melbourne Park in Melbourne, Australia, 23 January 2015. EPA/LUKAS COCH AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND OUT

Wow. Also heard here if Roger Federer doesn’t win a slam this year “Geezer ” will eat a ball. Didn’t say if it was a tennis ball meatball or matzo Ball. But for sure all of 10sballs_com’s staff believes 2015 will be a great year for Roger Federer. He Just maybe needs a little less travel with the family ? Or another nanny ? Are Leo and Lenny identical ? Gosh wait till all four little ones are running around …..

Happy Australia Day . Had a great meat pie. That’s just for starters. A barbecue later and save me some cold XXXX.

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January 24, 2015 at 8:21 pm

BLAME ROGER’S EARLY EXIT ON MIRKA’S PINK RF HAT, @rogerfederer IS EXHAUSTED THE MAN IS STILL A MERE MORTAL- http://t.co/8qQdMFgLIi #AusOpen