London, England – Yes, this year will mark a huge, almost unreal number. Wimbledon has been the most signifigant tennis tournament in this solar system for 125 years! How do we know? Well, today we held the Women’s towel in our hands. We buy them, but we never ask our friends/players to carry them off court for us… The ladies towel is beautiful and can’t wait to see the mens towel.
Update: Queens – The tourney is now officially over! Andy” BRAVEheart” Murray beat the other guy… ok, the French guy. Oh, sorry it was the athletic, amazing, and crowd pleasing JO-WILLI TSONGA. Murray prevailed 6-4, in the third. The club was packed, wall to wall with fans (Lucky fans). It was a proud day for Great Britain. It ain’t Wimby. It ain’t Stella. But, it ain’t bad at all, and Andy you’ve done great!
Mike and Bob Bryan won the doubles and yes, they have first names. They are usually just referred to as “THE BRYANS,” or the Bryan Bros. of Camarillo, CA. Mike is the righty while Bob is the sinister lefty. I told you that Camarillo was their backyard thanks to Elena and all the seagulls in that area!
Ok, it’s a Monday – They battled for the winner’s trophy against the Handsome Indian duo of Leander Paes and Mahesh Bhupathi. It must have really been a close heartbreaker… Ready for the scores: 6-7,7-6,10-6 (Tiebreaker, tiebreaker, and Heartbreaker). That means they played the dumbass no third set breaker. Dumb suits… My biggest complaints is that luck factors in and it shouldn’t. What do you think?
Order your Wimby towels, they are beautiful!
Global Chick is finally back. Just in the past 24 hours she was seen at Queens, in Wimbledon village at the Dog and Fox Pub, shopping in Harrod’s and heading to Roehampton.