Rappin’ Legal Jargon

Yo, let’s break it down, legal style! We got the weirdest law in each state, it’s no debate, some statutes you won’t believe, it’s straight up great.

When it comes to divorce, you gotta know, there’s a rule 11 agreement, makes the process easier, like a sweet arrangement.

For sensitive docs, there’s security classifications, gotta keep ‘em safe, it’s no invitation.

Confucianism and legalism, ancient Chinese flow, philosophies, different yet related, in history they’re fated.

When you’re in a band, or a solo act, a performance contract is a must, keeps it intact.

When it comes to selling tobacco, gotta follow the laws and regulations, no room for violations, no hesitations.

Athlete or not, contracts are the key, force majeure clause in play, for legal certainty.

For those in need, legal aid is here, don’t fear, access is near.

When it’s time to split, and the papers are filed, legal aid for divorce, let’s get it solved.

For the pros out there, digital forensics is the game, comprehensive guide, with no shame.