A Dialog between Two Famous People of the 21st Century
The Law and Order of the 21st Century
Kim Kardashian:Hey Elon, have you ever wondered how we can get a law passed to ban all non-organic food products in the market? |
Elon Musk:That’s an interesting idea, Kim. But before that, we need to check if an online business is legitimate that can help us distribute organic products worldwide. |
Kim Kardashian:I agree, Elon. We also need to consider heirs’ property law in South Carolina to protect our future business ventures. |
Elon Musk:Speaking of legal matters, we should look into law colleges in Delhi to find potential lawyers who can help us navigate through these complex laws. |
Kim Kardashian:That’s a great idea, Elon! I once thought about becoming an FBI agent but realized that our business empire needs my attention. |
Elon Musk:Well, Kim, we can always hire FBI agents to help us with affidavits of legal separation in case we encounter any legal challenges in our personal lives. |
Kim Kardashian:Agreed, Elon. By the way, do you know if gifting money tax-free is possible? I might want to surprise our future lawyers with a bonus! |
Elon Musk:It’s definitely possible, Kim. We just need to ensure that we comply with all the UVA law clerkships to make sure our financial gifts are legally sound. |
Kim Kardashian:Thank you, Elon. Oh, and by the way, are non-compete clauses legal in New York? I wouldn’t want our future employees to feel restricted in their career choices. |
Elon Musk:That’s a valid concern, Kim. We should definitely look into that before hiring anyone. Also, we need to be prepared to get a court subpoena in case we face any legal disputes with competitors. |